After lugging my new camera everywhere this weekend and taking hundreds of pictures - including great shots of some of my favorite baseball players at a Yankees game - I did NOT accidentally erase my entire memory card. Since I hadn't downloaded them yet that would mean I lost ALL my pictures, so yeah, not me! I would never be that careless.
As the perfect housewife, I always wash our bed sheets every
Since I am such a mature adult, I would never break open a box of runts and eat them during Sunday morning service. I would also never proof-read the church bulletin and mentally edit the spelling and grammar. That would just be rude and immature. Since we know that I am neither of those things - I obviously would never do that. Not me!
What have you not been doing this week? Please don't tell me I am alone in my perfection!