This week, in a twist on her weekly blog carnival, Not Me! Monday, Mckmama is hosting Not my child! Monday. At the tender young age of 17 months, you would think that I would struggle to come up with material for this challenge. Not so, my friends! Read on...
Yesterday at church, in typical fashion, I had forgotten to apply my mascara before walking in the door. So I scurried into the ladies room with Peanut, set her down and proceeded to preen in front of the mirror. Being the perfect little angel that she is, she did not immediately run to an empty stall and begin splashing in an open toilet. Not my child!
After I'd cleaned her up after that didn't happen, I set her down again. She did not promptly run to the only occupied stall, stick her entire head under the door and say "Hi!" Nope, not my child!
Last week (while I was not blogging in our bedroom!) Peanut did not invade our master bathroom, procure a full box of tampons and tear open each and every one of them. Nope, not my child!
A couple days ago, I did not find her strategically picking raisins and cracker bits out of the pile of dirt I had just swept up. And she was certainly not eating them! Nope, not my child!
What has your child not done lately? I'd love to hear!
Yesterday at church, in typical fashion, I had forgotten to apply my mascara before walking in the door. So I scurried into the ladies room with Peanut, set her down and proceeded to preen in front of the mirror. Being the perfect little angel that she is, she did not immediately run to an empty stall and begin splashing in an open toilet. Not my child!
After I'd cleaned her up after that didn't happen, I set her down again. She did not promptly run to the only occupied stall, stick her entire head under the door and say "Hi!" Nope, not my child!
Last week (while I was not blogging in our bedroom!) Peanut did not invade our master bathroom, procure a full box of tampons and tear open each and every one of them. Nope, not my child!
A couple days ago, I did not find her strategically picking raisins and cracker bits out of the pile of dirt I had just swept up. And she was certainly not eating them! Nope, not my child!
What has your child not done lately? I'd love to hear!
